what a story
Hello passengers this is your gf speaking, pleases fasten your feel belts and get ready for break up
Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world
Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work
Me: I love my tiny son
protect girls @ all costs from gross dudes..
Define gross dudes because this can hurt a lot of people including myself
dudes who think everything is about them, for starters
if you automatically assume you are a gross dude, you’re probably a gross dude
my dad just got a goat
posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.
So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text….Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and collapsed against the store wall. When I got out to see if he was okay, a group of white people came rushing over, one of whom was a 20-something white woman who declared in distress, “I ran a red light and hit him with my car!” People immediately assured her that SHE would be okay, meanwhile the young man is writhing in pain on the ground, pants leg torn, tears running down his face. When the police arrived and the young woman explained what happened, it was suggested to her that maybe the light had been yellow and that the young man had “darted out into the street into her path.” I was floored. I said, “But she just SAID she ran the red light and hit him in the intersection!”